we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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