That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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