Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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