Small penises have feelings too.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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