normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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