I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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