Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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