I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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