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I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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