we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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