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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight

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  i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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• (631): View more from New York

  beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends

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• (415): View more from California

  I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does

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• (310): View more from California

  she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.

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  So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof

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  They're waiting for you to die

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• (818): View more from California

  Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.

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