his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.