Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.