he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No...this little piggys going to the bar
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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