So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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