My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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