well you can't waste a boner
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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