try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
