I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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