I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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