Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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