You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
wow bdsm is so cute
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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