Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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