he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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