what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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