i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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