a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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