Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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