Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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