when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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