You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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