Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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