the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
