It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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