The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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