I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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