I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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