South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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