Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
