also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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