I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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