I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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