The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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