did you get engaged???
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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