HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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