She said her name was "party"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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