You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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