Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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