Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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