My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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