just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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