YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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