I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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