I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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