i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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